Nude Celebrity Photos: 14 Celebrities that I Hope to Never, Ever See Naked

Those Nude Celebrity Photos Are Everywhere - Let's Hope This Ends the Trend

From Paris Hilton to Pamela Anderson, Vanessa Hudgens to Britney Spears. Fake or not, those celebrity nude photos seem to be everywhere. Our sex-obsessed society can't seem to get enough.

But there's a breaking point. A time when someone has to stand up and say, enough! Most of the following haven't crossed the line, yet. But who knows what someone might do for a little publicity? For the sake of all involved, please, those of you listed below, keep your
clothes on!

Dr. Phil McGraw - Dr. Phil's a levelheaded, affable guy. I don't think we have any worries here. But just in case, if you have any private photos around, Phil, keep them private. Please.

Rosie O'Donnell - In the 1994 Flintstone's Movie, Rosie donned a skimpy Betty Rubble dress. Shortly after the movie was released, there was a poll published somewhere in which men said they would prefer to date Betty Rubble over Wilma Flintstone. Rosie as Betty? Passable. But no more, Rosie, please. (Or in this case, no less.)

Donald Trump - Trump looks good in an expensive suit. He's rarely seen in public wearing anything less. And let's keep it that way.

Homer and Marge Simpson - We've seen Homer in his underwear plenty of times. But for the love of Matt Groening, let's hope it ends there. And Marge, please stay as sweet, and as clothed, as you already are.

Britney Spears (Pregnant or Not) - Welcome to the wonderful world of getting older, Britney. It's time to take a hint from some of your more distinguished colleagues and start covering up now, before it's really too late.

Senator Ted Kennedy - Ted has an allegedly wild past. Who knows who might have pulled out a camera at one of those out-of-control all-nighters? Let's hope the evidence is long gone.

Martha Stewart - Saturday Night Live did a skit many years ago featuring a topless Martha Stewart. The idea was very funny. The best comedy has a touch of truth. Trust us, Martha. Stick to pots, pans and gardens.

Bill and Hillary Clinton - Those allegedly candid 1998 "romantic dancing on the beach swimsuit photos" were more than enough for the world. Let's hope nothing else ever leaks.

 
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Posted on 06/18/2009 at 1:06:20 AM

I've written a sequel to this artice with TWELVE MORE Celebrities who need to keep their clothes on! Check it out: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1531087/nude_celebrity_photos_12_more_celebrities.html?cat=2 Thanks for reading!

Posted on 03/04/2009 at 10:03:16 AM

True. I wouldn't want to see any of them naked. Good list! :)

Posted on 11/17/2008 at 11:11:36 AM

How about anyone over 200 lbs? Great list!

Posted on 02/07/2008 at 3:02:12 AM

I couldn't agree more. Well, I could but then I'd just be annoying and naked too.

Posted on 01/06/2008 at 11:01:40 PM

i wuld like to nominate al roker , joan rivers , regis philbin , sharon osbourne , brooke sheilds , and many more , i personaly wouldnt want to see any male celeb naked but i thout these wuld be funny to talk about

Posted on 12/30/2007 at 11:12:17 PM

ok now leave me girl madonna alone. but I would like to nominate kathy bates. she is a wonderful actress but she was in some movie where she got in a hot tub(about schmidt I think), and even though she didn't really reveal anything the thought was etched in my brain!!!!!!!!

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 3:12:20 PM

Judge Judy, for sure!

Posted on 12/23/2007 at 8:12:10 PM

This is hilarious. Willard Scott, the Smuckers man and NBC weatherman, should definitely keep his clothes on!

Posted on 12/23/2007 at 6:12:44 PM

sometimes....late at night.....I dream. You're jealous.

Posted on 12/23/2007 at 12:12:06 AM

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