Vice President Dick Cheney's Aides Scramble to Plan Last Minute Hunting Trip

Warning: The following article is political satire.


Well, Americans, here we are again, at the dawning of yet another proud moment for the Bush administration.  In the latest example of the hippie leftist liberal Godless democrat nonpatriot communists' attempts to bring down the single greatest group to ever occupy our great White House, Vice President Dick Cheney is being sued.  Former CIA operative Valerie Plame, and her husband, former Ambassador Joe Wilson have filed a lawsuit accusing Vice President Cheney, former aide Scooter "fall guy" Libby, and Karl "balls" Rove, as well as several unnamed administration officials of putting Joe Wilson, Valerie Plame, and their family at risk by exposing Valerie Plame's name in the press.  In a time of war, Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame dare to be litigious and whiney.  Is there no end to the pussification of America by liberals? 

Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame's attorneys have released a statement claiming that the lawsuit concerns the intentional and malicious exposure by senior government officials of Valerie Plame, whose job it was to gather intelligence to make the nation safer and who risked her life for her country.  Wow.  I can assure you, Americans, Vice President Dick Cheney gathers much more intelligence, and makes the nation much safer, than Valerie Plame could ever hope to.  When the Vice President is on the job,  you can bet those old (rusty) wheels are (reported to be) turning.  No "operative" can claim to be shouldering the safety of a nation, unless they've spent as many years as Vice President Dick Cheney has in intense negotiations with the Bin Laden family.