Santa Fires Rudolph
He No Longer Guides His Sleigh
By Kat Rice Williams, published Nov 17, 2007
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The way it all started is absolutely funny,Rudolph lost his red nose in a game of gin rummy.
He tried to win it back, so he started a fight,
then Blitzen upper-cut him with a hoof to the right.
After all of this happened, the next thing you know,
old Rudolph woke up, with his face in the snow.
What happened to poor Rudolph was really quite a shame,
it took him three days to remember his own name.
When it all came back to him, it just seemed like a blur,
Rudolph couldn't believe that he had caused such a stir.
His addiction to the egg-nog had made his life a mess,
Santa finally agreed that intervention would be best.
Santa and his reindeer had a meeting that eve,
they made the sad decision that Rudolph had to leave.
In the end it was quite tragic but it happened just that way,
and that's how Rudolph lost his job, guiding Santa's sleigh.
Santa Fires Rudolph
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