THE Most Offensive Joke

Not long ago, some people, whose names have been deleted to protect the not-so-innocent, held a contest to determine THE most offensive joke. Thousands of jokes were submitted, and votes were tallied from all over the world. Ultimately, one joke came to dominate the feild.

This is not that joke, but it's pretty bloody offensive:

A little girl was standing on the edge of a cliff beside a roadway, bawling her eyes out. A priest, out for an evening stroll, walks up to her.

"What's the matter, my child?" he asks softly.

Sobbing, she answers through the tears. "My mommy and daddy were in their car, and it rolled off the edge of the cliff, and exploded on the rocks below."

"Jesus," the priest whispers, unbottoning his cassok, "This just isn't your day."