Ten Things that You Should Never Do on Christmas Eve

Ten things that you should never do on Christmas Eve.

1. Never go skinny dipping in the middle of a frozen pond. (It's better to see an elf than to look like one)
2. Never ride a reindeer in your best friend's yard. (Unless you plan to clean up the mess afterwards)
3. Never shake everyones hand with a temperature of 104 degrees. (We don't need this type of chills and thrills)
4. Never eat a plateful of beans. (We don't need to hear those kind of sounds on Christmas)
5. Never leave the toilet seat up (Actually, you shouldn't do this anytime of the year)
6. Never sing Deck the Halls while shaving your neck. (Unless you're planning to see old St. Nick)
7. Never plan to do all your Christmas shopping at the end of the day.(If you still want to be married)
8. Never ask your boss for a raise after being absent for a week. (Being fired during Christmas is not cool)
9. Never smoke like a chimney (Instead, watch Santa go down the chimney)
10.Never build a snowman when the temperature is 30 degrees below 0. (Otherwise, you'll look and feel real blue)