Are You an Evil Genius? A How To Career Guide

Fast-Track Your Career as an Evil Genius with EGI

Are you misunderstood? Stuck in a dead-end job? Does the scientific community dismiss your brilliant theories as "ludicrous" or "hair-brained"? Have other scientists openly mocked your brilliance at symposiums or public lectures? You're not alone.

Last year, dozens of brilliant people just like you were denied the fame and fortune they so richly deserved because of the narrow-mindedness of a few individuals in power. But don't worry. There is a solution. 

At the Evil Genius Institute (EGI), we've trained hundreds of successful evil geniuses with our exclusive online curriculum designed for the oppressed working professional. Being an evil genius has never been easier or more affordable. And best of all, you can train to be an evil genius right from the comfort of your own lab, with a schedule that you design and hours to fit your busy schedule. Sound too good to be true? Check out these testimonials:

Baron Karza, leader of R.U.L.E. writes -- "Before I started with EGI, I only had 2 or 3 henchmen. Now I have over 20. Thanks EGI!"

Dr. Notorious, the head S.L.A.Y. writes - "Without the tools and training I received at EGI, I'd still be stuck in my remote, undisclosed cave."

The Nemesis writes - "I was barely making ends meet working at Radio Shack. But now with my degree from EGI, I'm just a few steps away from global domination."

It's true. With the training you'll get at EGI, you're just a few easy classes away from world domination - and at a price that won't break your budget. The professionals at EGI have carefully designed a program to take all the guesswork out of being an evil genius. Just check out some of the fabulous tips you'll receive at EGI.

Picking the Right Acronym

Choosing the right acronym for your evil organization can spell the difference between failure or success. The professionals at EGI take the time to help you choose a personalized acronym that's guaranteed to intimidate millions.

Managing Your Henchmen