Christmas Gifts for the Other Woman: What a Wife Can Give her Husband's Mistress

What follows are the best Christmas gifts for wives to give to their husbands' other women. This article is a sarcastic gift list for the woman that your husband has had an affair with. Let us face it: Revenge can be sweet, and just because it is, Christmas does not mean you should not get her something is well.

Aromatherapy

You could buy a can of sardines and open it up as we are going to put them in a few places for her. Aromatherapy can be wonderful don'ts you think. Me too so, here is what we are going to do. Late at night for him to take one of those sardines incur an end to the heat vents of her car, and make her car have little wonderful aroma as she is going to work.

While you are at it take one of those little sardines, and place it under her see up in the springs of her car seat. She will not have to worry about replacing the aromatherapy it will be there for awhile. You know what, aromatherapy for two works even better go ahead and put it in his vehicle in the same places.

That one may be illegal, so wear gloves and the only go in the deepest of night.

Chocolate

Chocolate is always the most wonderful gift that you could give a person for any occasion. To give that that personal touch where you are going to hand mold our chocolate. This is easier than it sounds trust me, and we are going to have so much fun doing it. First, you go to your local Wal-Mart or craft store and purchase some chocolate candy melts, some of those fancy candy cup papers, a nice little box, and a box of X-lax.

To go ahead and melt the chocolate in a double boiler, separate the pieces of x-lax and insert a toothpick in them. Dunk the pieces of X-lax into the melted chocolate; put the chocolate covered treats on a piece of wax paper to set up. When they are 'done' put them into the candy cup papers and into the box. Wrap the box nicely and make the card say with all my love and write your ex-husbands name.

Lingerie