Want to Stop Global Warming? Wear Animal Fur

Animal fur has always been worn by humans - during the Paleolithic and Neolithic eras, it was worn for simple clothing. Humans were cold and wanted to stop being cold, and recognizing nature did not give them anything to ward off the elements, a bear's or deer's would do just fine. As clothes have been made out of other materials such as cotton, wool, and silk, some people, particularly the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, reasoning that animals should not have to die for human vanity when other forms of comfort and beauty already exist.

This clashes, however, with another new line of thinking. According to the global warming movement, Carbon emissions come from everywhere - including the air we breathe and the gas emissions of cows. Every time carbon dioxide is emitted, we lose just that much more time on the calendar - Al Gore even went so far as to promise a year our planet would turn into a great ball of fire.

Armed with the Nobel Peace Prize, this failed presidential candidate has made a huge case for cutting carbon emissions for the sake of the environment. Removing cars, many reason, would be a great way to cut back on the carbon emissions and stave off the global warming that man started back in the 14th century that thawed us out of the little ice age.

There's a great answer to this however - an answer that solves the environmental problem, as well as an economic one. If animals convert oxygen to carbon dioxide, they create a remarkable carbon footprint that they have no hopes of offsetting with the purchasing of trees. Therefore, rather than leave these little buggers to ruining our planet, the answer should appear obvious:

Fur coats.