United States Military Financial Industrial Complex Collapsing Says "The Penny King"

"What is not collapsing is the new online media". That according to The Penny King, a fictional character who drives around Los Angeles County in a funky looking car buying up pennies for a dollar each.

"We've already had the hyperinflation. Now as the world realizes this, the entire mortgage industry and real estate industry have collapsed along with it", according to the Penny King, who was last seen picking up a homeless girl near the corner of Hollywood and Vine, taking her to a secret location in the Hollywood Hills where "Young Hung-Arian Gorilla's" are said to be selling pot for a penny a pound to people with serious mental and physical conditions which prevent them from being a part of the Military Industrial Financial Media Complex - what The Penny King calls, "The Octodragon".

"The entire system is collapsing because of greed. Greed created the hyperinflation, and like a mirror, mirror on the wall, who is really the greatest Banker of them all?

The Penny King has created a funny fund called the Penny Appreciation Fund. Those who invest their pennies in the fund, get automatic dollars credited to their accounts which can be used for redemption from the gross "off the top" proceeds of the street theatre production of "The Penny King, which has been in full production since October 13, 2006.

So far, about a thousand people have had the Penny King buy their pennies, some were lucky to get more than just one dollar, some got $5 because they had five pennies on hand.

It was in early 2005 that "The Penny King" predicted that Washington Mutual, Countrywide, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac would become embroiled in a $50 trillion class action lawsuit for fraud filed by the International Bank Activities Reform Commission, headquartered in Budapest, Hungary, the place where the Penny King claims he was born, and rightly asserts that he is the heir to the throne of the Austria-Hungarian Empire, which he says is now known as the European Union!

"That's right. IBARC, you know me, IBARC, woof, woof, that's right!" he chortles.