No Nude Scenes for Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt recently divulged to a magazine that he will no longer do any nude scenes in films due to his role as a father to a small country. Sorry ladies!

This statement comes not long after Angelina Jolie's film Beowulf came out in theaters, in which she does an animated nude scene. Hmmm. Wonder if he was trying to tell her something?

Angelina made the list of celebrities that kids think should be on Santa's nice list, however, and Brad did not. Guess parents aren't teaching their kids how horrible nudity is these days. At the top of the nice list was Miley Cyrus of Hannah Montana fame. Her career has started out strikingly similar to someone on the naughty list, that being Ms. Britney Spears. So will Miley end up becoming the next Britney? I'm sure men across America are hoping so, at least for her teen years. Then when everyone gets bored with her, they can hope for the exciting ride to her becoming a train wreck. I don't think Miley will turn out like Britney, however, even though she, too comes from a redneck family. This is because her father, the king of the mullet himself, Billy Ray Cyrus, was in show business and didn't really push her into it, so she may be a little more grounded than the likes of Britney and Lindsay, who were pushed into the spotlight by their mothers who wanted so desperately to live vicariously through them. Miley's already a superstar, however, so it's going to be hard to avoid the paparazzi when she reaches the age of partying and dating other celebs. So far she's on the good girl track, however.