Look Like a Porn Star Without Surgery

So you want to look like a porn star. You're pale, lack curves, and look plainer that the fields of Wisconsin - but deep down, you wish you looked like Jenna Jameson or Pamela Anderson in her Baywatch days. To you, it seems impossible to achieve this sexy, porn star look without resorting to risky surgery, and maybe you're right. What if you're wrong, though? What if it's possible to get that coveted sexy look naturally? Here are some tips on how to achieve this sexy, porn-esque look easily and effortlessly:

Have a silky, blond mane. If your hair is short, try getting extensions. Any beauty shop nearby can supply this, but it'll cost you some money. Ask around and see who offers the best (Britney Spears didn't do so well in this department). Have it also dyed to your preference, and if you're going for the classic porn star look, go bleach blond. Going straight or curly is up to you also, but straight is the usual look. You can do this by investing in a nice hair straightener Try the Chi Ceramic Flat Iron ($79.99, available nationwide) for starters.

Get a deep, bronzed tan. Pale porn stars are never popular - get tanned. No, you don't need to spend hours in the sun to achieve this look (skin cancer really isn't worth it). Go get a Mystic Tan or use self-tanners available at stores. They are available as foam, towelettes, sprays, or cream. If you want an even-looking tan, go for the towelettes or sprays, as it can be applied more effectively.

Plump up those lips! Instead of having fat injected into your lips, do it naturally. If you don't already, moisturize your lips with lip balm, and if that isn't enough, get some venom. No, not snake venom, but Lip Venom. For under $20, it will "sting" your lips and plump them up. A knockoff is made by Sally Hansen with equal effects, for under $5. For the really cheap route, eat something spicy and apply lip balm afterwards. You may be in pain, but your lips are plumped and ready!