Ode to Business Law

For All Those Who Loathe Business Law

Inside these leather bound covers
Ink spatters inside my brain fo the torts
Crimes committed by peoples of past
Where I must learn of convictions, the Why's
How's of today's world, A place that is slowly
Sinking into an academic anemia transfusion of fun greatly
Needed always are more highlighters to
Brighten up Vicarious Liablity where a man
Goes down for his business none
Of which affects me I can't even pay my bills
Without breaking into a panicked sweat
Whatever tortious conduct they involve themselves in
is no concern of mine, I try to close them off at
Every possible time