10 Things NOT to Do at the Office Holiday Party

One of the most talked about episodes of the popular TV show Seinfeld was the office holiday party where Elaine did her funky dance. Her weird gyrations were hilarious, but, alas, embarrassing for her over the next few weeks.

I think the reason Seinfeld' fans loved this funny episode so much is because it's one everyone can relate to. Who hasn't gone to a Holiday office party and watched a co-worker act like a fool. It's actually one of the most hoped for events of the night, of course, as long as it isn't you.

However, if it's you who ends up playing the fool, the walk back to work on Monday is a super long one. So this year, I got your back. Below are the top 10 things you shouldn't do at the holiday office party. If you let this list be your guide, the only thing you'll be doing after the party is gossiping about someone else.

1. Don't use the holiday office party as a platform to tell everyone that they're going to hell if they don't accept Jesus (especially if you had a little too much Jesus juice).

2. Don't pull off your bra half-way through the holiday party and exclaim in a loud voice, "now that I'm a little relaxed my girls are ready to be free."

3. Don't ask the ambidextrous-looking person in your office to tell everyone if they're a woman or a man.

4. Don't break down in a drunken stupor and explain to everyone watching that you're a failure because your mother didn't love you.

5. Don't go back to your old break dancing days and spin on a make believe box top on the floor.

6. Don't decide to come out of the closet and tell everyone your gay and in love with David Hasselhoff.

7. Don't tell your boss that the main reason you avoid talking to him is because his breath always stinks.

8. Don't dare another co-worker to streak nude through the party and offer to go first.

9. Don't use the Holiday office party as a platform to defend O.J. Simpson and explain how you're secretly attracted to him.

10. Don't decide to stumble up to the DJ's booth at the end of the night and serenade all of your co-workers home with a version of "Jingle Bell's that includes profanity.

Now that you know what NOT to do at the next holiday party, stay safe and have a very Merry Christmas.