Mike Huckabee is Chuck Norris Approved!

Chuck Norris Lends His Strength to Politics

By Robert, published Dec 05, 2007
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Chuck Norris is nothing short of an Internet phenomenon. How and why this happened is anyones guess. The big question is if Chuck Norris can influence enough people to make Mike Huckabee a contender for the upcoming elections. Everyone has heard of Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama but many average Joe's can't name anything relevant about Mike Huckabee. Let's take a look at Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris and see what they are all about.

Mike Huckabee

Michael Dale "Mike" Huckabee was born on August 24, 1955. He is most known as the former Governor of Arkansas who won very high praise while in office. Hmm..That sounds a little familiar. Mike Huckabee is also an author and ordained Southern Baptist minister. Being a minister should give him an edge with the religious voters who are extremely numerous. Mike Huckabee is against: Same sex marriage, gun control and abortion. He supports: the death penalty, the war in Iraq, and allowing illegal immigrants to become citizens a little bit easier than they can now.

What does this mean to me and you? Well, personally I feel religion has no place in government and an ordained minister taking office is a little scary to me. Mike Huckabee supports creationism and doesn't believe in evolution. He thinks schools should teach both and let the children decide. I won't get into the religious aspects of Mike Huckabee but if used improperly, his religious influence could be very hard to handle.

Mike Huckabee is currently tied in first place among Republicans.

Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born on March 10, 1940. He is best known for his ability to kick ass and take names. He trained with Bruce Lee and was in the movie "Return of the Dragon" as the villain. Of course most people know him from Walker: Texas Ranger. An hour long show that ran for 8 years and is still shown as reruns on a couple channels. Not the best show but it was ok.

Chuck Norris is a conservative and has demonstrated his support for the Republican party on many occasions. Chuck Norris has also donated over $30,000 to various Republican candidates.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Credit: Boortz.com

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Takeaways
  • Mike Huckabee is backed by Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
Did You Know?
Sidekicks was a terrible movie.
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It would be funny to see Chuck run for something himself and win.

Posted on 04/25/2008 at 6:04:12 PM

 
I swore to everyone I knew if Huckabee was elected I was moving to Canada! Theres a great tshirt somewhere with all the chuck norris "facts" its hilarious. If I find the link I will send it to you.

Posted on 04/16/2008 at 11:04:13 AM

 
I have to agree with you on this one.

Posted on 01/27/2008 at 12:01:13 AM

 
Apparently several of your readers perceive that your article endorses Huckabee and his Norris alliance. It's always good to know that our readers understand what we're saying!

Posted on 01/12/2008 at 5:01:28 AM

 
Great job! I love the fact that Huckabee has Norris as a sidekick!

Posted on 01/04/2008 at 3:01:46 PM

 
I love those Chuck Norris facts. And, yes, Sidekicks was a terrible movie.

Posted on 12/15/2007 at 9:12:20 AM

 
Why did that appear twice?

Posted on 12/09/2007 at 7:12:29 PM

 
Ooooh! Chuck Norris! Mike, you got my vote. Robert, good job!

Posted on 12/09/2007 at 7:12:58 PM

 
Ooooh! Chuck Norris! Mike, you got my vote. Robert, good job!

Posted on 12/09/2007 at 7:12:43 PM

 
Good one. Chuck Norris has a new commercial advertising some kind of exercise machine. I swear he and one of my uncles are looking more and more alike as they age.

Posted on 12/07/2007 at 9:12:00 PM

 
Very interesting article. Good job!

Posted on 12/05/2007 at 1:12:00 PM

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