Britney Spears and Jennifer Love Hewitt Do Not Have "Real" Cellulite

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By Elena H., published Dec 06, 2007
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Dr. Lionel Bissoon is a "well-known" doctor who specializes in in the treatment of cellulite, according to a press release from PRWeb. He also has a new book out, It is entitled, The Cellulite Cure. In the press release, Dr Bissoon informs us that the cellulite seen in recent photographs of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears is not "real" cellulite.

According to Dr. Bissoon, the cellulite seen on Britney Spears and Jennifer Love Hewitt is just "functional cellulite" or "celebrity cellulite". He states that this type of cellulite does not fit the definition of "real" cellulite and that it is not medically correct to refer to it as such. "Functional or Celebrity Cellulite" is a phrase coined by Dr. Bissoon, according to the press release.

According to Dr. Bissoon, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears have only been photographed in positions other than standing erect with their legs together. If you only have cellulite that is visible when you are involved in some activity such as walking, bending, stooping-it is not really cellulite. Dr. Bissoon states that the pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt that show "orange peel" thighs and "cottage cheese" legs are an illusion.

Dr. Bissoon states, " The medical definition of cellulite requires the presence of lumps, bumps and dimples in the standing position only". He also states that this doesn't necessarily mean that celebrities don't have cellulite, only that you can't believe everything you see.

Dr. Bissoon believes that 90% of all women "suffer" from cellulite. He says that cellulite (real, celebrity, functional) can only be cured by a procedure called "mesotheraphy". A quote from his website states:

"Pioneered by the French physician Dr. Michel Pistor in 1952, Mesotherapy is a minimally invasive procedure that is widely used in Europe and elsewhere to treat various injuries and medical conditions. This medical specialty targets problem areas with microinjections of conventional or homeopathic medicines, vitamins, minerals and amino acids. Tiny "medicinal bullets" are delivered directly into the mesoderm (middle layer of skin)."

Britney Spears and Jennifer Love Hewitt Do Not Have "Real" Cellulite

Since I'm not a celebrity-I'm calling my cellulite "functional" cellulite!

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Great article! I love all of your writing and appreciate the fact-based nature of your writing. It's refreshing!

Posted on 02/10/2008 at 4:02:13 PM

 
Great write up.

Posted on 02/04/2008 at 8:02:21 PM

 
The guy does have a point. Almost everyone has cellulite in certain positions and even a fit person can be made to look "fat". Great article

Posted on 01/24/2008 at 4:01:16 AM

 
Entertaining and informative ... LOL at the photo caption.

Posted on 12/15/2007 at 1:12:58 PM

 
haha... this is amusing to me. Who cares if they have cellulite anyway, "real" or otherwise? This is an interesting article, thanks for writing it.

Posted on 12/14/2007 at 10:12:03 PM

 
Great article.

Posted on 12/12/2007 at 8:12:05 PM

 
Oh my. This is definity a unique subject! :)

Posted on 12/12/2007 at 10:12:05 AM

 
Hmm, if he wants to promote the book that badly maybe he should get himself named as a "Beauty Advisor" for Allure Magazine.

Posted on 12/12/2007 at 7:12:16 AM

 
Yeah, I've got "functional cellulite" too. :>)

Posted on 12/10/2007 at 6:12:27 PM

 
Hmmm . . .very strange! HA ha. Good job with this unique article!

Posted on 12/10/2007 at 6:12:30 PM

 
Very interesting reading. A good write.

Posted on 12/09/2007 at 8:12:58 PM

 
That was an interesting read! Nicely written!

Posted on 12/09/2007 at 4:12:33 AM

 
Great Article!..seems these poor ladies can't have any mark on them or they will be in print!...making a size 2 look more like a size 22 !!..

Posted on 12/08/2007 at 10:12:15 PM

 
Great article! I agree with Crystal, Rae, and Nikki. LOL Spider Lady. Me too. :-)

Posted on 12/07/2007 at 9:12:00 PM

 
That's some distinction. ;-)

Posted on 12/07/2007 at 7:12:00 PM

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