Top 10 New Year Resolutions for Brittney Spears

Top 10 New Year Resolutions for Brittney Spears

It seems that Brittney Spears has had one really bad year but thankfully for her the New Year is just around the corner. Here is the top 10 New Years Resolution she should chose this year.

1. Met with Dr. Phil
2. Make a trip to Victoria Secrets
3. Start carpooling with paparazzi this will not only save gas but also avoid those annoying fender benders
4. Check in to Betty Ford for more then a month
5. Find new friends one that actually have children and might not party all night long
6. Take parenting classes or talk to Dr. Phil for parenting advice
7. Check out Locks of Love so next time you feel the urge to shave your head it will go to a good cause
8. Learn how to properly exit a car without flashing everyone
9. Invite Super Nanny over for a visit to learn parenting skills
10. Take a vow of celibacy

These are just a few of the resolutions I think Brittney should make.