Top Ten Resolutions for Seattlites for 2008

#1 Sell your property for five times its worth to a gullible New Yorker.

#2 Inherit Microsoft, Boeing, Costco or Starbucks stock options.

#3 Try hard to NOT cheer for global warming.

#4 Get someone, ANYONE else to sort your garbage.

#5 Get over whining about taxes-you WILL pay for a subway
 system.

#6 Volunteer your time to program virtual teachers.

#7 Vote for a constitutional amendment to overturn Tim Eyman.

#8 Save the environment: WALK.

#9 Respect Native American rights, gamble.

#10 Convince your teenager to pull up his pants. PLEASE!

 
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Posted on 03/14/2008 at 3:03:04 PM

About number one....you may have to reconsider that one........heh

Posted on 03/08/2008 at 1:03:39 PM

With a few minor changes, Colorado Springs could use these resolutions! Great little article!

Posted on 01/07/2008 at 8:01:26 AM

Fantastic job !!!!! Great reflections.

Posted on 12/22/2007 at 2:12:58 AM

loved this... great job

Posted on 12/22/2007 at 12:12:34 AM

Is the dropped pants thing still in style in Seattle? We finally seem to have gotten over it here on the East Coast, thank goodness!

Posted on 12/21/2007 at 7:12:20 AM

I AGREE!!!! (Hahahaha)

Posted on 12/20/2007 at 8:12:50 PM

fun read!

Posted on 12/20/2007 at 5:12:51 PM

Put a smile on my face.

Posted on 12/19/2007 at 8:12:03 PM

So funny :)

Posted on 12/19/2007 at 1:12:20 PM

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