"The G-man's" BEST FRIEND ("BF") TEST!

With all the silly questionnaires people forward on the Internet, I have come up with one that truly surpasses them all. This, my Associated Content comrades, will surely test your senses and push you to the extreme. It is not for the squeamish, and it requires COMPLETE honesty. So, clear your mind and boldly accept the consequences, as you prepare to immerse yourself in...........THE BEST FRIEND ("BF") TEST!!!

1. If my car broke down at 3 a.m. in the middle of nowhere, my BF would:

a) Tell me to give them a few hours because they're having sex
b) Tell me to give them as much information as possible to find me
c) Tell me to fuck off because it's three in the fucking morning
d) Tell me that I should've gotten that AAA policy like they said.

2. If my BF found a suitcase containing $25 million, they would:

a) Call me immediately to share the news
b) Skip town without saying a word
c) Send me a telegram from Hawaii that reads "Wish you were here, loser!"
d) Ask me to go with them to turn it in

3. If stranded on an island, and there was one can of food left, my BF would:

a) Tell me there's nothing left and sneak off to chow down
b) Tell me that there's one can left and offer to share it.
c) Tell me I can have the remaining can because they can hold out longer.
d) Knock the shit out of me with the can so they can eat ME

4. If my BF had to choose, they would rather:

a) Slap a 500 lb. gorilla on the ass
b) Have sex with someone of the same sex (assuming they aren't gay)
c) Tongue kiss President George W. Bush
d) Run naked across the field at Yankee Stadium

5. Your girl/guy gets drunk and says they want to bang your BF. Your BF would:

a) Avoid them like the plague
b) Slip them contact information when I wasn't looking
c) Tell me what they said
d) Dismiss it simply as them being under the influence of alcohol

6. If a gang of thugs attacked us at an ATM, my BF would:

a) Haul ass and leave me to fend for myself
b) Cry like a little bitch
c) Tell them to take the money and not hurt us
d) Tell them to get ready for the ass-kicking of their lives

7. You get into an accident with your BF's car. The 1st thing your BF would do is: