Mike Dunn and the Tour of Burger King

Mike Dunn is a man that is remarkably easy to write about. The first word that comes to mind when describing the Pittsburgh, Pa. native is originality. Dunn has an endless amount of originality and creativity in that brain of his. He is the proud owner of a wide variety of one-liners at his disposal and generates laughter like R. Kelly produces rap hits, he just never stops.

Here's an example. I recently drove up to Columbus, Ohio for my good friend Tony Castricone's 25^th birthday. I was sure to remind Tony, "How does it feel to be a quarter of a century old?" Haha, that is a negative way of looking at it, but Castricone shook it off like Reggie Bush shakes defenders in the open field. Anyways back to Mike Dunn. This guy dropped what was easily the most hilarious line of the night when Tony's cousin/masterful guitarist Mikey entered the party. As soon as Mikey came outside and was introduced to everybody, he immediately began talking about his cat was stung by a bee! According to Mikey, this was a pretty serious situation and I immediately started laughing. I mean honestly, why in the world would being stung by a bee be a serious situation? Apparently this cat was no ordinary feline, it was allergic to bees. I guess I get the nightly award for being "Mr. Sensitivity".