Mary Trades Her Lamb for a Corvette

Mary had a little lamb,
She traded it for a vette.
Now Mary was cruising all over town,
And she wasn't at all upset.

She went to school driving her car,
Which was against the rules.
The principal said to Mary,
"No driving your car at school."

So Mary had to go home
She came back to school quite late,
Mary had to serve detention,
That was Mary's fate.

After the school day was over,
Mary went home to play
With her Nintendo Wii.
She played her games all day.

At night she called her friends,
Jack Armstrong and Jill Hill.
She talked about her boyfriend,
The enchanting Mr. Bill.

And when it was time to go to bed,
Mary said goodnight to her brother Sam.
She slept so peacefully all through the night,
Dreaming of her little lamb.