Clark Kent Needs a New Girlfriend

Clark Kent was feeling very blue,
His relationship with Lois was through.
Lois Lane decided to date Bruce Wayne,
They met each other in the pouring rain.

Clark pounded his fist into a door,
The door came loose and landed on the floor.
Then Clark yelled for Lois Lane,
His scream was as loud as an oncoming train.

Clark flew around the sky for an hour or two,
At the end of the time, he was still feeling blue.
So Clark called his former girlfriend, Lana Lang,
Who had been living for two years in Madrid, Spain.

"How would you like to get together again?
I miss you dearly my wonderful friend."
Lana asked, "Are you still seeing Lois Lane?"
Clark responded, "No I'm not and my reasons are plain.

She dumped me for that Dark Avenger,
Who I consider to be a great pretender.
He's not special. He has no appeal.
He can't take the place of The Man of Steel."

Lana listened to what Clark had to say,
"I'm sorry Clark, but you must stay away.
Let's keep our friendship and remember the past,
Go out with a woman who is strong and fast."

Clark decided that Lana was right,
He'd go find a woman who had strength and might.
He called Diana Prince and asked for a date,
Diana agreed and became Clark's new mate.