Limericks, Anyone?

There once was a young lad from Ohio,
Who was born fifty feet from a silo.
Seeking fortune and fame,
He hopped on a plane,
But sadly never learned to write a Limerick.

I was drinking with a man named Lars,
Who claimed to have been to Mars.
He said with a frown,
"I'd be drinking there now,
But I've been thrown out of all of their bars".

There once was a young lady from Brazil,
Who for protection started taking the pill.
The man she fell for,
Lost his balls in the war,
And could finish this for me if her name were Jill.

I was out hunting this past November,
And I spotted a whitetail contender.
The deer in my sights,
Was the two-legged type,
So I mounted her on my truck fender.

I once had a dog named Zack,
Who could perform a strange trick on his back.
When you asked him to speak,
Looking perfectly meek,
Instead of bark he would quack.