Spice Girls Reunite!

The Spice Girls have reunited. Yes, all of the Spice Girls actually reunited in London this weekend and are threatening a reunion. Even Victoria Beckham, aka "Posh Spice" was able to gather up her anorexic frame and make it onto the stage for this "singing" reunion. The Spice Girls were bad enough the first time around, when they were all a lot younger and before they had kids. At that time, it was rumored that Jeri Halloway, aka "Ginger Spice" was really 35 years old, instead of the purported 25 year old she claimed to be. It seems like it was forever, but Ginger must be nearing 50 now.

Emma Burton, aka "Baby Spice" still looks young, but the other Spice Girls clearly show their age, particularly Victoria Beckham, who looks as if she's been starved and forced into plastic surgery half the time. The Spice Girls need to realize that their time has come...and gone.

The Hollywood Horror continues as Paris Hilton told paparazzi that she wants "a man to fall in love with" for Christmas, according to the London Daily Mail. Apparently, Paris Hilton was in London and checked into the.....Hilton hotel, of course, with nearly 20 bags of luggage. Hilton was promoting a new film and posed for photos of herself actually covered up for the Daily Mail.

Speaking of trying to get naked, Mischa Barton apparently told Maxim magazine that she wants to do nude scenes on the big screen. Evidently, Mischa, who, like so many other stars who believed their own press and thought they could leave television and float to the silver screen, is not getting the offers she thought she would get. In fact, the former star of the hit teen soap opera, The OC, has not been getting any offers and will probably take a scene in the next Paris Hilton porno.

Sad news from Hollywood this week was the death of legendary rhythm and blues guru Ike Turner, former husband of Tina Turner and one-time half of The Ike and Tina Turner Revue. Turner died in his sleep last week, apparently from a heart attack, although no official cause of death was ruled. Turner's funeral will be on December 21^st.