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Dear Santa

By Keli Catherine Stone, published Dec 17, 2007
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Dear Santa,

I know you're checking your list and checking it twice,

and you're gonna find out I haven't been nice.

But I'm really very sorry for all the things I've done...

for making my priest shout in an unknown tongue.

I didn't mean no harm, you know its true.

Yes, I was naughty but he was too.

Oh, yeah, I broke my diet twice with a midnight snack,

but I didn't the third time. No, I put it back.

Oh! and that speeding ticket that I got...

when you're late for work ninety-five is not a lot.

And yes, I did knock that girl in the jaw,

but she ran her hands down my bra.

Okay, so I made a mistake or two;

but if you were me, what would you do?

Oh Santa, I really want that diamond... but I am not going to beg.

Hmmm?? You know what, Santa... forget it.

I'll just write a hot check.









 
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Yeah it can be funny - just one thing though, only the Holy Ghost can make someone speak in tongues so I was a wee bit peeved at that part. Other then that, it was funny. So Keli what part of Louisiana do you live in? I live in the northern area.

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Posted on 04/10/2008 at 5:04:31 AM

 
Cathie I think your right. Hi Keli just checking to see if you wrote something I missed and thought I would take another look at your last one---so funny. Sleep tight and have very Merry Christmas tomorrow.

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Posted on 12/25/2007 at 1:12:20 AM

 
This is so funny!...I know it was kind of shocking..but like mike I was froze with a huge grin!..this would be really cute on one of those funny Christmas Cards!!!

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Posted on 12/21/2007 at 11:12:38 PM

 
This is so funny and kinda shocking at the same time, I'm like---frozen with a giant smile on my face and then I realize one of the reason's why I like you so much because your so fearless and real and down to earth. Keli I'm serious, this is really cool---thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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Posted on 12/17/2007 at 10:12:24 PM

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