Most Important People of 2007?

When thinking of 2007 I think of the news and who has been "news-Worthy." It seems to me everywhere you look people who frankly don't do anything for the general good of society are all over the front pages with celebrity rehab and post-mortum paternity melodramas. Here is my list of the op Ten non-newsworthy individuals of 2007.

Anna Nicole Smith - Was her death really a shocker to anyone? If you were surprised by this then I don't know where you have been living the woman was a drugged out train wreck with pretty much no redeeming qualities. Her greatest gift to this earth is a toss up between getting fat and being the butt of Howard Sterns routine a few dozen times, or losing a lot of wait thanks to a Meth addiction, or Trimspa whatever you want to believe.

Britney Spears- Oh how i miss her flowing hair. Where would the world be without it's daily dose of Brit-Watch? So she doesn't wear shoes in gas station bathrooms, she commonly forgets her underwear, and likes to go bald. Enough said.

Lindsay Lohan - Promises, Promises, the girl loves her some rehab. Again another celeb doing some serious partying for a cause. What that cause is no one knows?

Paris Hilton - Poor dear was in prison, but the good news was it changed her life! She was going to focus on charity work, travel to third world countries, and make the world a better place. to bad we are still waiting for that to happen, but on the flip side at least she has had enough time to work on her rock opera!

David Hasselhoff - He eats a cheeseburger, his daughter films it, and we see the replay over and over and over again. Never has falling off the wagon been so unglamorous. Heck it makes me not want to drink ever again!

Star Jones - Hey did you hear she has Gastric Bypass Surgery? And here I thought she was on Weight Watchers and lost it the old fashion way. My bad.

Tom Cruise - Just because.

The Beckhams - Coming to America is cool. Wait that movie was already done a few years ago. Really what have these two done for anyone except sit around and look hot.

Amy Winehouse - Try to make me go to Rehab but I said No No No!