Malcolm Brown, M.D. - Ghetto Doctor

Malibu, CA – In an effort to redeem himself after his embarrassing DUI arrest, the Academy Award winning director, Mel Gibson is poised to release two new film projects, “Ghetto,” produced entirely in Ebonics and its sequel, “Malcolm Brown, M.D.,” produced in Pig Latin.

Gibson, famous for his other films “The Passion of the Christ” and “Apocolypto” that were scripted using the Aramaic and Yucatec Mayan languages, the two new films promise to be a more accurate reflection of the true emotions that surround life in the low-income, high crime housing projects of Michigan.

“Ghetto’ will be filmed entirely on location at the Foster Chubbs housing project in southern Detroit,” said Gibson. “In the past, most films that feature well known black actors failed to communicate the passion and conflict of the day to day challenges of living in destitute, crime-ridden surroundings. The audience finds it hard to believe the words of a well known actor when they sound like they’ve just graduated from Harvard.”

Gibson gave us a sneak peek at the film, based on an early draft of the award winning screenplay by Stuart Eisenbarth:

The scene opens with Malcolm, the younger brother of Tyrone Munsell Brown who’s currently doing time in Sing Sing for impersonating a transvestite, arguing with his sick mother about his future. 

Malcolm:  Mornin’, Mama. How iz ya feeling dis here morning? Did ya gots uh pimp-tight nights sleep and shit? 

Mama:  Oh, ya know. I never can seem ta git mo' than uh couple o' hours o' rack tyme. The rest o' da tyme, I just toss an' turn, listening ta all o' da po-po sirens. 

Malcolm:  Do ya wants anthing fo' breakfast? Are ya hungry? Don't make me come ovah there bitch...

Mama:  Oh, nahh thanks, Malcolm. My stomach'stoo upset ta eat anythin' dis here morning. I th'o't muh ma jive cancer iz kicking up ag'in. But, ya jet ahead an' sit down. I'll make ya som eggs. What tyme iz ya going ta skoo taday?

Malcolm Brown, M.D.

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