Kevin McCallister Just Wants to Stay at Home

For twenty years, Kevin McCallister has had to face his fears of being left home alone. Kevin, now twenty-nine, has been accidentally left in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, England, France, Tibet, Japan, and last year at Hogwart.
Kevin has developed an acute paranoid personality and is afraid of leaving his home during Christmas. Kevin has not seen Harry and Marv for several years. At last report, they were living in a convalescent home. Kevin's brothers and sisters have been either going to college or have achieved success in the business world. As for Kevin, he works at a shoe store selling womens' shoes. Kevin's parents rely upon Kevin to take them shopping and run other errands. It is sad to say that Kevin has not had a long term relationship with a woman. He has had numerous girlfriends, but always resists long term relations due to his fear of not being around for an extended period of time. Hopefully, this year Kevin will be with his family and not in some foreign land.