Ten Reasons Why Halo Rules!

There is one thing that is widely accepted by Halo fans: it just plain rules. It is by far and away the most popular FPS available on the Xbox and one of the most critically acclaimed titles of all time. It has a die hard following of fans as well as Sony and Nintendo fan boys who absolutely hate its guts. But one thing that can never be determined, especially by non believers, is what really makes Halo so good? Well, the helpful Bum is here to answer all your questions. My amazing abilities have managed to determine why Halo is such an outstanding game. Prepare to be blown away…

#10: Hot AI

Yes, Cortana is hot. She is a babe. There is no denying it. What kind of gamer nerd doesn't think a naked AI with curves in all the right places and such a small, tight little body isn't hot? I mean, come on. Just think about it. And who can forget about her sexy voice? What guy doesn't want a sexy woman in his head? Yeah, Cortana…she's a babe…the lines of code scrolling across her tiny digitized body, the pre-animated wavy hair and looks, that sweet little…eh-hem!

Now, moving on…

#9: The Scorpion Tank

It goes boom, makes big explosion…me cave man like!

Argh, sorry, my primitive nature emerged. But really, nothing makes a game complete without having some way of making a big BOOM! The Scorpion Tank may not be the best way to try and destroy enemies as it isn't the deadliest weapon on the battlefield, but who cares? It's cool, it shoots projectiles, and it makes helpless little Spartan bodies fly. It's got my vote.

#8: MJOLNIR

Every giddy little kid across the world wants to wake up on Christmas morning and find a shiny new set of MJOLNIR armor complete with recharging shield, oxygen support, and comfy little gloves ever since Halo came out. No other piece of armor in a video game has ever caused such a craze in gamers worldwide. For that reason alone the MC's armor was included on this list.

#7: 343 Guilty Spark