The Top Ten New Years Resolutions of the Stars

Celebrities are people too, or at least that is what we're led to believe. Sure, they tour around surrounded by the paparazzi, drop countless dollars on frilly items of fleeting desire, and leak the occasional sex tape to Internet, but the have that one quality that keeps their feet on the ground and reminds them all that they are similar to you and I; they make mistakes. So with New Years around the corner, the ultimate chalkboard eraser, ready to wipe clean the slate of last years sins on the back of the good, old-fashioned New Year's resolution. Submitted for your perusal, are the top ten celebrity New Year's Resolutions.

10.) After filing for and recanting her petition for divorce from husband Rick Solomon, Pam Anderson's New Year's resolution is to finally settle down and give marriage a serious effort, by giving Tommy Lee one more chance...or maybe Kid Rock...

9.) With the end of his presidency fast approaching, President Bush will likely be embarking on speaking tours starting in 2009. In preparation of this new adventure, Bush was quoted as saying, "for my New Year's revulsion, I promise to spend more time studying a dictionary to expand my already impressive granular skills".

8.) Now that his plan is almost complete, Tom Cruise's New Year's resolution is to finish his Stepford project and finally swap Katie Holmes for Victoria Beckham right under David's nose.

7.) After leading all nominees with five Grammy nominations, Kanye West stated that as his New Year's resolution, "I will not throw a fit if I don't win every award, as long as they change the name of the award to the Kanye."

6.) With her jail time now behind her, Paris Hilton promised to be a better role model, making her resolution to not drink and drive again, stating "like, I'm too rich to drive drunk, I'll just call the limo."

5.) When asked if she'd go to rehab for her New Year's resolution, Amy Winehouse simply said, "yeah, yeah, yeah."