Just What Are Performance Enhancing Drugs?

Blah, Blah, Blah. You have heard enough about athletes and "Human Growth Hormone." Steroids have been sugar coated by the title of "Performance Enhancing Drugs." But wait who defines performance enhancement anyway?

Is it a coincidence that "ED" aka, erectile dysfunction is a sugar coated more comfortable sounding ailment than, Hey doc, I can't get it up"? ED sounds similar to AC, or DC doesn't it. Now for the fun part. Is it a mere coincidence that pharmaceuticals come out with E.D. aids titled like Viagra? Doesn't Viagra sound like vigor, or vigorous, relating kind of to a macho drug? Is Viagra a legal performance enhancing drug? Cam athletes take Viagra without fear of prosecution?

Now another drug for ED is out. I am unsure of it's spelling so I will try to phonetically spell this drug. It sounds exactly like "See Alice." Commercials may suggest to some that if you "See Alice", that Alice will fix you huh? Alice must be something else . Now if a guy cannot perform in bed and he is prescribed a pharmaceutical drug and if it works indeed there can be no argument that a man's performance may be "enhanced." But will the guy be publically humiliated if he is just a John Q? with a performance problem?

Hey members of congress and baseball commissioners are only some drugs not appropriate for ball players? Is this whole scandal with 'roids and pro sports a cover up for baseball players that cannot get it up? Hey drug companies, what a bizarre coincidence that names of drugs almost suggest performance enhancing. Why are some "enhancers" OK, and others not?

If a person has "ADD" they may be prescribed adderal. Why was not this particular drug named Addiq? or PayAhtention "QR" (quick Release)?

There is even a fabric deodorizer out that advertises to "Get your fix." You mean this product is so good it causes addiction?

So many of our cars have add on names that not many understand. The insurance companies know what these terms mean like "GTO" or "SS." "SS," (I believe SS stood for "Super Sport.)