Experts and Clowns: Christmas Wishes for Our Favorite Teams, NFL Head Coaches, NBA Superstars and More!

Wow, it's been 3 months since Experts and Clowns first got started. What a long way we've come. I don't know about the other guys, but I'm a different man than I used to be. Different in a more ashamed, more unaccomplished sort of way.

Ahem, anyways, this week we offer you a Christmas bonanza! Our wishes, hopes, dreams and aspirations... oh, and which NFL coaches should mercilessly be fired at the end of the season. Ho, ho, ho!

You know the panel by now:

Brian Joura, the resident statistician. This guy will find out what you ate for breakfast yesterday and factor that in to the probable outcome of a Mets game next July.

Nick Meyer, is often found quoting Mr. T, as in, "I need work!" Hey, maybe you can get in on that sweet World of Warcraft commercial with him.

Zac Wassink, is the last of the other three panelists in alphabetical order, which means, I'm just plain old out of creativity by the time I get to him. Sorry, next time, in reverse order!

And I'm your impeccably dressed host, Jake Emen. For the record, Nick, I don't hate Michigan. I hate the notion that I'm supposed to love them and that I'm supposed to care about them...I don't. Well at least you have Rich Rodriguez now, and a good thing, those WVU teams; they never choke in games they are supposed to win!

Question #1: Name the 3 NFL head coaches that will be the most depressed come Christmas, as they will be checking their bank accounts and opening presents from the dreaded hot seat?

Nick: This is a strange year because most of the bad teams have fresh faces as head coaches or guys who've proven to be winners in the past. Brian Billick already received a vote of confidence but it's hard to see them bringing him back after that unforgivable loss to the Dolphins. He was supposed to be an offensive guru and he's presided over some of the worst offenses I've ever seen.