Fall Fashion Preview

Can you please stop the insanity, people? Why are you, as adults, paying top dollar to dress yourselves up like clowns? I'm telling you right now, you're about to have your whole fashion paradigm shifted - and just in time for Fall!

Sure, it sounds a little schizophrenic; perhaps I'm coming off like I'm crazy for telling you, someone I don't know, that you've been dressing wrong for years. I know, I make it sound so drastic but, hey, this is serious stuff and we need to stay lighthearted. I'll start out by saying that this article won't just deal with some simple recommendations for the upcoming Fall fashion season. This article will briefly run through the marketing ploys that you should already be seeing through and, more importantly, introduce you to a few helpful philosophies that will help you look and feel better. But I won't leave you without any specific fashion tips to help you out, either.

I'm not here to criticize you, just your fashion. No, that doesn't make you a victim or someone who's compromised, just someone who needs some positive reinforcement for once. I really have to clear this up, because the fashion industry is nothing but criticism. Of course, they actually use that to prey upon their customers. Can you believe that? I think the only other business besides dealing crack that actually uses a trap is the fashion business. And they want you to look skinny like a crack head too...

That's why I'm telling you not to play into the fashion business scheme. Reinvent yourself for this Fall. Instead of buying more advertising for Abercrombie, American Eagle, and the plethora of other easily-accessible retailers, maybe you should find something that fits your personality better. Instead of exerting unnecessary effort to search for exclusive designers like YSL, D&G, Diesel, etc. - just to exert more energy paying for it - why not find something that's simply more sensible?