2008 New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Britney Spears

Come on Baby, Try it One More Time!

Every year, we hear what others make as their New Year's resolutions (lose weight, exercise more) while we privately think what they should be resolving (lose the loser, brush more) instead. With that, I bring you my suggestions for Britney Spears New Years Resolutions:

BUY MORE UNDERWEAR

Either the girl doesn't own enough pairs, or hasn't a clue on how to wash them, because we have all seen how many times she has been forced to leave the house without any on! With all of her money, I am sure Britney is capable of buying a new pair for everyday of the year, and we would all thank her for doing so!

JOIN THE HAIR CLUB

Everyone has seen the commercials and they must be true after all he's not just the President, he's a past customer! Anything to get that hair to grow faster has got to be a good thing to a bald female! Britney can also try ever other info commercial hair growing product out there, and head massages might not hurt either! But please, do whatever you can to stop wearing those awful wigs, even if they were all 75% off after Halloween.

STOP SMOKING

I am forever amazed that anyone smokes with all the facts right in front of them. That being said, it is still a choice and if Britney wants to smoke so be it BUT she is forcing her children to smoke too each and every time she lights up near them. And that is unforgivable. But no worry, nobody is going to notice the patch, or any left over acupuncture needles, if you leave your panties at home!

HIRE SOMEONE TO DO YOUR CLOTHES SHOPING

One can only assume that when Britney Spears looks at an outfit, she sees a different outfit than the rest of us do. I can find no other reason why she would continually dress in such absurd outfits, not to mention all the ripped stockings! Purging her closets and then having someone else do the shopping will help - until she trades clothes with another pole dancer!

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