10 New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears

Celebrity New Years Resolutions

By Pam Gaulin, published Dec 26, 2007
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New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears #10:
Do the Opposite of Britney Spears

Her number one resolution us to do the opposite of her older sister. Always. This resolution should be enough to keep her out of future trouble.

New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears #9:
Find a Good Contract Lawyer

If Jamie Lynn Spears still has a contract with Nickelodeon, she should find a lawyer. According to Nickelodeon, the network did not plant to film more episodes beyond this fourth season. It is unknown whether or not the teen star has a already contracted with the kids network giant for more episodes.

If she has a contract, and Nickelodeon re-negs on the contract, she will need a good contract lawyer.

New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears #8:
Pander to Her Audience

JLS will need to play nice with her audience, and hope that they will forgive her indiscretion. An independent media consultant, Jonathan Taplin, told the Salt Lake Tribune that the future of Zoey 101 is "likely in the hands of Spears' audience, with the network forced to wait and see how reaction plays out," Taplin told the Salt Lake Tribune.

New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears #7:
Find a Reality Show

If all else fails, hook up fast with a reality TV production company to film the life of a pregnant teen start. Surprisingly, this particular reality show angle has not been done yet.

New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears #6:
Do Not Ask Britney Spears to be the Godmother

JLS must have some gal pals out there, or maybe an aunt that is not in the news. Choose the godmother of your child wisely (i.e. don't ask big sister Britney Spears).

New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears #5:
Use Protection

JLS, try not to make the mistake of not using birth control in your post-pregnancy months. It is too easy to get pregnant again. Back-to-back babies are tough on any woman.

New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears #4:
Teach Sex Education

10 New Year's Resolutions for Jamie Lynn Spears

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I wish we could get through one year without dealing with some member of the Spears family.

Posted on 01/02/2008 at 6:01:04 PM

 
Interesting. ;_)

Posted on 01/01/2008 at 4:01:14 PM

 
Even though she's a celebrity and I usually don't have much sympathy for celebrities, I have to say I feel a little sorry for her. I had my first son at 16 and I know how scary this type of situation can be. I consider myself lucky though as I didn't have to go through it in front of the whole world. It think she made a mistake, but what can anyone expect of a teenager that has little or no parental guidance. Hopefully she can turn the situation around and be a better mother than her sister. Great article!

Posted on 12/28/2007 at 11:12:20 AM

 
That was...um... interesting. lol

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 9:12:28 PM

 
Cute list :) Though I really can't blame Nick if the reason they decided to cancel Zoey 101 was her pregnancy. It really is a bad image for her young fans.

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 1:12:04 PM

 
the whole situations is rather weird...I hope she gets her "act" together...

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 10:12:20 AM

 
I hope she doesn't fall in her sister's footsteps.

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 5:12:11 AM

 
Great suggestions. She certainly isn't doomed, as many seem to think. Unlike Brit Brit, I'm actually rooting for this girl.

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 4:12:09 AM

 
wise advice/resolutions, especially #'s 1, 6, 10

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 9:12:16 PM

 
These are thought-provoking suggestions.

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 6:12:13 PM

 
LOL Amusing!

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 2:12:01 PM

 
:-)

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 1:12:05 PM

 
Hopefully this is not a pattern for her. Thanks for the read. :)

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 8:12:39 AM

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