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The Top Ten Hottest Selling Products on the Internet

Top 10 Hottest Sellers on the Web

By William Pinn, published Dec 26, 2007
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So you're sick and tired of the joke about you...you know...the one that asks why you cross the road? Punchline: To get the penny on the other side. It seems like everybody else is making dollars online while you are just getting the pennies they happen to drop in the gutter.

You crawl on your belly to retrieve them, but you keep getting mud, grease and sludge all over your lily-white tighty-whiteys.

That's how I feel when I am attempting to make money on the Internet. So I asked myself: Self, what are the hottest selling products on the web? I may as well try to sell those--and hopefully, bucko bucks will follow.

Here is a list of the top-sellers at Ebay.com:

1. Texas Instruments Graphing Calculator TI-89. O-K...I can see why this item would be number one. Who needs an Ipod or a Lindsey Lohan gold-plated nose ring when you can have one of these babies!

2. Texas Instruments Graphing Calculator TI-83 Plus. Wow, graphing calculators take up the top-two rankings on our illustrious list here. Obviously there are a lot of soccer moms studying calculus these days. High fashion and beauty products are simply out of vogue. Good to know.

3. Baseball Trading Cards--Pre 1930. Yeah, OK. Those are fine--but wouldn't you rather have a graphic calculator?

4. One Touch Diabetes Test Strips. And here I thought Tylenol was the top-seller in this category. Amazing! They should change the expression "too many headaches" to "too little blood sugar."

5. Microsoft Office 2003. But it's almost 2008!

6. Dish Network Satellite TV Receiver. Yeah, I can see why this item is hot: a lot of folks in New Orleans lost theirs during a hurricane.

7. Logictech Harmony. Now this is a handy remote control device. Use it to shut off your TV, your Xbox, and your ex-wife.

8. Sony DVD-RW. Well, how can you get through life without a Sony DVD-RW? I tried it once, but failed miserably.

9. Civil War Tokens.

10. Yamaha Saxophone.

The Top Ten Hottest Selling Products on the Internet

Boy, that was some fertilizer!

Credit: William Pinn

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I forgot "YOU SUCK, MAN!"

Posted on 01/28/2008 at 2:01:16 PM

 
I don't get you - and don't think I want to.

Posted on 01/13/2008 at 5:01:19 PM

 
Thanks for your comments, Jenna and Val.

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 3:01:24 PM

 
Thas it David, lol. How many times I gotsta tell you that chick gots the warts, you know the ones down unda. lol.

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 2:01:25 PM

 
Go Texas Instruments. TI has had a hold on public education since 1989.

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 9:01:44 AM

 
Elias, thanks for reading. David, those goggles are ranked number 13--just below sea level.

Posted on 12/28/2007 at 9:12:43 PM

 
Pre 1930 baseball cards, I think that goes to show the unfortunate state the sport now exists in. Great wrap up! lol

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 8:12:41 PM

 
Thanks Jo. Yes, Doc, I was wondering about the lack of medieval garb myself. Fashion trends change, I guess. It is hard to keep up with the latest. In the blink of an eye, we go from the 16th century to the 21st.

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 10:12:33 AM

 
What? No Medieval garb?

Posted on 12/27/2007 at 12:12:43 AM

 
Nice job:)

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 10:12:34 PM

 
Thanks for readin'. :-)

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 3:12:35 PM

 
Thank You fer sharin'. Mizpah. ;-}}>

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 2:12:05 PM

 
I was surprised too. A graphing calculator?

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 2:12:29 PM

 
lol. This was too fun. The satelitte dish comment...Pinn you went over the top there. lol. But your Katrina Cleaner... lol... okay I'll stop now. I would of never thought a graphing calculator would make the list... never. Fun read.

Posted on 12/26/2007 at 1:12:18 PM

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