10 "unrated" Films that Aren't Worth Your Time

When a popular movie comes out, DVD companies like to give us the uncomfortably close treatment, in addition to the actual film. They will issue the DVD with the standard features: a director’s commentary, a preview of the film, and maybe a behind the scenes feature. So just when you finished learning all you could possibly know about The Shaggy Dog….BAM! Six months later, along comes the unrated version of The Shaggy Dog, featuring 15 never before seen minutes of hot licking action! It also has FOUR new commentaries, a blooper reel, and an interview with a real dog! Wow! You better throw that old DVD of The Shaggy Dog in the trash, you jerk! Because check out how NEW and exciting this new one is! It’s new! 

But companies are not done there. Once the unrated Shaggy Dog sells its worth in pennies, along comes the DIRECTOR’S CUT of The Shaggy Dog! Wow! Now, it has an additional 17 minutes of leg humpery and ball chasing thrills! It also has EIGHT all NEW commentaries, SIX behind the scenes featurettes, an online car chasing game, and a free ticket inside to see THE SHAGGY DOG 3! By now, if you are truly a shaggy dog enthusiast, you’ve spent $60 on the same movie three times over, and just wait until Christmas, when The Shaggy DA comes direct to video. 

A slap in the face from the MPAA leads to a black eye from Harvey Weinstein, and boy, that guy can pack a wallup.

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