Ridiculous #5

By Andrew Mang, published Jan 02, 2008
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Twenty-five, one - time, two - minute, these words are all examples of hyphenated words. Hyphenated words are confusing because they turn two normal words into a subtraction equation and I never learned how to subtract words in English class. I can add words, Two + Minute, Two Minutes, but Two - Minute, I don't know, negative one minute. On the topic of hyphenated words, yellow and white lines separate street lanes, I believe street lanes were once separated by a never ending amount of hyphenated words, but then some sort of event occurred resulting in the words to be painted black, just leaving the yellow white hyphens. It may have also been was long subtraction equation and the numbers were painted black.

Freshly squeezed orange juice is delicious and desirable, but having time to freshly squeeze oranges is not always available. Instead, companies made their own freshly squeezed orange juice; they put it in a bottle, and sell it. There are a variety of orange juice's, mostly pulp, some pulp, and no pulp. My personal favorite is no pulp, made not from concentrate. Not from concentrate taste more like freshly squeezed oranges then from concentrate. I have a terrible concentration which means I would be the perfect employee for any orange juice company, I could make a great glass of not from concentrate orange juice. This is amazing orange juice, Ya, I was multitasking all day, no concentration at all.

The Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy the military implemented caused a great deal of controversy when it was first introduced. Years later, it is now recognized that the, Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy was successful. This policy may be successful in the military but I went to a Don't Ask, Don't Tell High school, I did not learn anything. What is string theory? O I am sorry I can't tell you.

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