How to Write SEO Articles

And Prey Upon People's Weaknesses

Thinking about writing SEO articles for fun and profit? Actually, it is more profit and not that much fun, but it can pay the bills when times are tight. If you want to embark on this adventure in writing, there are certain "mindsets" that you have to achieve.

SEO stands for "search engine optimized." Actually, a friend told me that last month. Prior to that, I had no idea what SEO meant, even though I had been writing such articles for six months. I was just
 getting around to discovering "keywords."

Some web companies pay for SEO articles so they can have content on their website. The quality of the work is not as important as the keyword density. Using enough of the right keywords will drive customers to the site and they can then either buy their products or click on their ads.

There's a lot of money to be had preying on people's vulnerabilities on the internet. Many companies that are using SEO articles are doing so to exploit weaknesses for profit. In order to be able to write SEO articles that will sell, you have to think as such:

1. Size Matters. There are so many websites devoted to "male enhancement products" that I wonder why men bother to have sex at all. If it's such a chore, why do they want it so bad? On top of worrying about every single thing that can go wrong, they have to also make sure that they "measure up," so to speak.

If you are writing SEO articles for one of these websites, throw away all of your common sense and everything you know about women, men and relationships and have the mindset that bigger is better no matter what, and any guy who wants to get a woman had better get male enhancement pills, creams or stretching devices because these things really work to make that thing gigantic.

2. Weight Loss is Easy. If you are going to write weight loss SEO articles, remember that weight loss should be very painless and easy. After all, pills to take off weight work like magic and people should be able to eat anything that they want while laying on the sofa and watching TV...right?

 
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Thanks for the funny explanation, I loved it and it was helpful!

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 1:01:54 PM

LOL. These is great!

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 11:01:10 AM

That smirky little grin of yours masks many things, my dear... ; )

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 11:01:18 AM

Can you do SEOs about growing up Catholic? -- Mike

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 10:01:31 AM

Oh my gosh, I can only imagine what you've been writing about ;) LOL Great job.

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 10:01:19 AM

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