Britney Spears in Playboy? it Won't Be Long Now...

In a series of high-profile goofs on the part of the fallen pop princess Britney Spears, including several photos taken of her au natural, a bitter custody dispute between Britney and ex-husband K-Fed, Ms. Spears seems to be following the same tragic downfall that many were predicting after her abysmal third album release. Britney, meet Playboy. Following the usual formula, the astronomical superstardom, fall from grace, and then finally rising from the ashes on the pages of Playboy magazine are all in the cards for Britney, and she's already at the second to last step. Given a few months of rehab, possibly a self-reflective follow-up album to the surprisingly critically acclaimed album released in September, and it won't be long before teenage boys across the United States are treated to what they've wanted since 1995, a fully naked Britney Spears splashed across the pages of Playboy magazine.