Ms. Triple Six: The Exorcism of Ann Coulter

Liberals Take Heed! Conservative Christians Can Detect Verbal Hate-Spam, Too

Stable people view the fundamentalist bile spewing from Ann Coulter's over-wide goofy grin as so much bee buzzing. Yada yada yada. Verbal spam. However, in an age when killer bees, uh, kill, liberals too often take the aggressive sting of Coulter too seriously. (I was tempted to write "someone "like" Coulter," until it struck me that there is no one else quite "like" our Annie. In her uniqueness as the loquacious viper of the decade, with Michelle Malkin and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad mere wannabes, one wonders which scum-covered pond in the forest primeval burped out this forked tongued toadess with the string neck and bulging eyes.)

Lord, forgive me. Did I just launch a verbal attack myself, or have I simply crafted a Coulteresque-type tirade disguised as clever banter (AKA sophomoric) in the media world of the twenty-first century? Sad to say, the latter is the case. Happy to say, to my surprise and relief, real people aren't buying it. Did you know that only a relative handful of people read non-fiction best-sellers and even the highest rated cable news show can't compete with re-runs of Sponge Bob Square Pants? You might question my assertion that Ann is less important than she thinks. If so, please stick with me as I bolster my point with some anecdotal observations from the heartland of America.