Baggy Pants and Thongs - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Etiquette says that an open fly should be closed by whatever means necessary. I have always wondered if an open fly is even a big deal anymore given the current trends of wearing your pants sagging down to your crotch and flashing the world your unmentionables. The t-bar sticking out of the top of your pants has become a sex symbol throughout the world for any given female. Now, if you wear your underwear like a badge, it is a good thing. For those that are particularly cool, they simply wear none at all though you could hardly call that a style.

Where are the days when the only thing peeking out was the occasional repairman whose belly was to big to pull up his pants all the way. Those poor souls only flashed their crack out of physical necessity, as opposed to a fashion statement. They had an excuse, however distasteful the crack attack might be. The crack attack back then was a physical disability, and was rare. You could always look away. What is it that has happened in our society that has given our youth the option of showing us their underwear?

As parents, we are buying the saggy bluejeans. Have you actually seen how much material these things have? They sag the floor and only allow for the kid to waddle across the floor rather than to walk upright like a man. You could take the material made to make one pair of these silly pants and make 3 pairs of regular pants with a decent fit. Waddle boy walks around as though he looks like the coolest kid on Earth all the while showing us all the fact that he likes to wear Fruit of the Looms. One good atomic wedgie would certainly change the outlook of these misguided teens. If you are over the age of thirty, stop and think what would happen to you back in the day if you had worn these things to school. I would have been found hanging from the flagpole outside my school naked and wishing I had some pants on that fit.