Whacked Basketball with NOVABBL!!!

Old White Guys Sap the Fun Out of the Game and Smell like VICS

By TopCap, published Jan 07, 2008
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Allright, many of you are aware of some of the Flag Football shenanagains, craziness and competitiveness that surrounds Novaffl. Well, let me tell you something, which you are imminently in for.

"NOVAFFL BASKETBALL YOU LAZY MOFOS."

You are in for more chaotic, karate-kicking fun on Thursday Nights in Annandale VA at the late hour of 9PM.

What is the Madcap talking about you question?

WHAT: Hot-headed crazy motherfuckers, hooping in and around Little River Turnpike, Alexandria, VA, in a medium sized gym, with unforgiving rims.

WHO: Novaffl veterans and old folgies.

WHERE: Annandale Terrace Elem

Annandale, VA 22003 US

7604 Herald St
Annandale, VA 22003

HOW: Just show up and enter in the gym. First come, first serve. Show up late and you might sit.

WHEN: Every Thursday Night at 845PM.

The problem: Not enough players, to play full court.

The problem: Old motherfuckers, telling the Madcap to calm down for acting like a maniac, by doing judo moves while playing hoops.

NOVABBL VETERANS:

Playa D: Sarcastic Ass Commish of Novabbl. Known as a dangerous FORWARD and a tall dude with precision jump shooting ability, he has been in the game since 2007, running the courts with the best of them. He heads this little group up and leads the takeover from the oldies. Know for errant passes he is better when he shoots.

Yiggity Yang: His quickness translates into several steals, albeit missed jump shots. Think he will give it to you in the post, yeah that's no bet, that's Yang's mother-fucking shot - he hits this consistently and all the time with alarming alacrity. A great defender, he will steal the ball from you, but know not what to do with it.

Andy bennet: Possibly one of the purest three-point shooters in the "old-man" club, be careful before he rips threes in your eye. Want him on your side as a defender? Nah, again that's no bet, his motherfucking ass gets tired, and is only good for a few games. Oh shit that's all we play anyway.

Sarcastic Ass Clown's NOVABBL
Neigborhood: Annandale
Location:
Fairfax, VA 22304  USA

This is the type of game your in for

Credit: Some whacked basketball league

Copyright: Whacked basketbal INC

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