Valentines Day Gift for the Cheating Ex Spouse or Ex Partner

The top Valentines Day gifts for the cheating spouse or cheating partner, who cheated on you yesterday or years ago, are presented here for your amusement. This is another great way to go if you feel like giving them a crappy holiday! The best revenge on a cheating spouse or partner is the revenge that appears to come from out of nowhere or at least points the finger at someone else.

Special Valentines Day Chocolates

Items needed include a pint of milk, a syringe, a nice card, and a fancy box of Valentines chocolates.

Set the pint of milk on the counter top and let it warm to room temperature. Get the box of Valentines candy; carefully open the box without damaging it in any shape. Fill the syringe with the milk and inject a small amount into the chocolates.

Carefully place the box of chocolate on your counter top for a few days, and let it marinate totally. Address the card to your cheating spouse or cheating partner and sign it with the person's name that they cheated. Have this delivered by courier or someone unknown to your ex.

This is one box of chocolates that will not be eaten because once unwrapped no one can get past the smell. When this marinated chocolate is fully ripe it will stink up the home of your ex, which will double the revenge.

This idea comes from a fellow content producer at Associated Content who made a joke in a forum post and I took his idea and modified it for use in this article. Thanks

Special Valentines Day Chocolate Candy

Items needed include a dog; breed specific not necessary, a pooper scooper, a can of dog food, and a nicely decorated Valentines Day candy box.

Enjoy the candy yourself or among friends, we only need the empty box for this special present.

Open the can of dog food, and allow your dog to eat it. When it is time to take the dog for a walk you know the present has been created. Be a good dog owner and pick up the gift your dog has created with the pooper-scooper, taking great care not to squish it or break it. Let it remain the way your dog has created it.