Make Big Money as a Freelance Sperm Donor!

The Low Down on What's Involved in Donating Sperm. Is it Right for You?

I was sitting at my local Starbucks enjoying a low-fat Grande Chocolate Creme White Java Chip Frappuccino, when I came across an interesting headline in the paper:

“Fertility clinics are facing a "national crisis" because of a shortage of sperm donors," say experts.

Based partly on a sense of heart-felt humanitarianism and partly on how much I just paid for my drink, the article piqued my interest. This could be the beginning of a whole new career. After all, I already have years of experience, it doesn't require a special degree and I wouldn't mind putting in overtime, practicing. The only drawback as far as I could tell, was telling people that I have a career that revolves entirely around masturbation. Nevertheless, I decided to look into it.

I made a few calls just to see what I’d be getting myself into, should I decide to make this life-changing career move. Granted, my current job is boring but it does provide business cards, an expense account, mileage, a monthly uniform allowance, healthcare benefits and two weeks of vacation; things I’m sure aren’t included in being a "freelance" sperm donor.

The first step toward financial freedom as a donor is to find a reputable sperm bank to do business with; sort of like finding the right agent. Sperm banks take care of all of the donor screening, specimen collections as well as “banking” sperm for future use. This isn’t as easy as opening a new saving account at Citibank, but with the resources on the Internet, it’s not that difficult, either.

Because I live in a remote area of Colorado, the closest sperm bank that I found was CryoGam Colorado, LLC in Loveland. They had a very professional web page that provided straightforward information on the entire process.

 
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can you make your own sperm donor i want a baby so bad

Posted on 06/28/2009 at 10:06:31 AM

I would like to donate my sperm to a prospective candidate. How do I get my chance at it.

Posted on 06/04/2009 at 2:06:46 PM

No wonder they have a shortage of donors...the process is major pain in the @ss and is very time consuming and restrictive. Plus, it doesn't really pay very well considering what you have to go through. Very funny article, though.

Posted on 05/25/2009 at 7:05:26 AM

I'M GOING TO GIVE IT A TRY! THANX...

Posted on 03/25/2009 at 6:03:18 AM

Damn! Aside from the masturbating part, I don't think I qualify.

Posted on 11/10/2008 at 5:11:49 PM

hey where would a guy look for sperm banks, i mean on the internet....? help me out thanks

Posted on 06/20/2008 at 9:06:04 PM

One place requires you to be at least 5' 9". Darn it...

Posted on 05/13/2008 at 9:05:22 AM

well written thanks!

Posted on 09/12/2007 at 11:09:00 AM

I gotta say i havent laughed like that in awhile , funny article

Posted on 05/10/2007 at 10:05:00 AM

This was a great article! Thanks for the info.

Posted on 01/05/2007 at 12:01:00 PM

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