Make Big Money as a Freelance Sperm Donor!

I was sitting at my local Starbucks enjoying a low-fat Grande Chocolate Creme White Java Chip Frappuccino, when I came across an interesting headline in the paper:

“Fertility clinics are facing a "national crisis" because of a shortage of sperm donors," say experts.

Based partly on a sense of heart-felt humanitarianism and partly on how much I just paid for my drink, the article piqued my interest. This could be the beginning of a whole new career. After all, I already have years of experience, it doesn't require a special degree and I wouldn't mind putting in overtime, practicing. The only drawback as far as I could tell, was telling people that I have a career that revolves entirely around masturbation. Nevertheless, I decided to look into it.

I made a few calls just to see what I’d be getting myself into, should I decide to make this life-changing career move. Granted, my current job is boring but it does provide business cards, an expense account, mileage, a monthly uniform allowance, healthcare benefits and two weeks of vacation; things I’m sure aren’t included in being a "freelance" sperm donor.

The first step toward financial freedom as a donor is to find a reputable sperm bank to do business with; sort of like finding the right agent. Sperm banks take care of all of the donor screening, specimen collections as well as “banking” sperm for future use. This isn’t as easy as opening a new saving account at Citibank, but with the resources on the Internet, it’s not that difficult, either.

Because I live in a remote area of Colorado, the closest sperm bank that I found was CryoGam Colorado, LLC in Loveland. They had a very professional web page that provided straightforward information on the entire process.