Barack Obama: Dead Man Walking

Article by Brian Egeston of Barbershop Digest

February 4, 2008. They began plotting the minute they saw him. He wasn't like the others, didn't fit the mold. Who did he think he was trying to run the most powerful country in the world? The assassins would assure that he, too, like the other great ones, had no living legacy. Instead he would only be remembered as what could have been, and a reminder that no matter how intelligent or how qualified you are, there is always the chance that they will want to kill your chances at success. Unlike the other famous assassins, Obama's killers don't lurk behind grassy knolls, hide n theathers or stakeout motel balconies. These villians are much more blatant and bold, yet still manage to be stealth. So sly are these executioners, that they have fooled themselves and don't realize that people like them are the destruction of Barak Obama's chances at becoming the first African American president. Let's meet the assassins.

Members of NNRTV (Negroes Not Registered to Vote)

This faction of clowns has the power to cause the most harm to Obama. As they sit at home on February 5th, carrying out their dastardly plans of doing absolutely nothing, everything they hoped for may come to fruition. In Georgia, the NNRTV is a strong organizaton with more than 600,000 members. The Georgia chapter of NNRTV is so powerful, they have no real concept of their existence. Everyone holds the same rank, every member has the same amount of power. There are no meetings, no conventions, yet NNRTV still have a powerful influence on the outcome of every election.

In 2000, George W Bush beat Al Gore by approximately 300,000 votes in Georgia. In 2004, Bush beat John Kerry by 550,000 votes. Many people blame the hanging chads and Diebold electronic voting machines, but further investigation shows that NNRTV played a much bigger role in Presidential campaigns.