Barack, Hillary, Huckabee and More - Who Will Open the Presidential Door? a Lullaby for the Masses

Being of the Christian persuasion, many of my fellow believers told me that I was crazy for not getting behind Ron Paul. For some reason, I had to just say no (and it didn't cost me a penny).

Frankly, until recently, this election has been as stimulating as watching Donald Trump comb his hair. That being said, I did get a bit excited when Huckabee won in Iowa and placed third in New Hampshire. Wow. Can you imagine Chuck Norris in the White House? Better yet, Steven Colbert smiling at every press conference, standing in rank as the Vice President of the United States?

To be fair, I think if I had to choose between Oprah and Chuck there would be no contest. I do however feel sorry for those poor candidates who don't have a good luck charm watching over them. It must be very depressing.

Hillary was obviously very happy with her surprising win in New Hampshire. I wonder if Bill was able to reap the marital benefits of her win? I know it sounds weird, but for some reason they have always seemed like brother and sister to me. I know, image deleted.

The Romney. Are we sure he isn't a robot? Take a look at his face. Scary stuff. Maybe it's what happens when you try to sustain a relationship with more than one woman at a time.

Barack Hussein Obama. Just for a moment close your eyes and try to forget how cute he is. If someone would have mentioned that name ten years ago and told you that a guy by that name was running for president, what would you have thought? Yep, me too.

Seriously folks, I know that many of us have been uninterested in this election. I think deep down we feel that it won't matter who is elected because we have lost hope in our leaders, but I am here to tell you that it does make a difference.

Don't forget that you still happen to live in the most prosperous nation on the face of the earth. I don't care if you like Bush or not, or if you agree with the Democratic controlled Congress, this is your country.

Take the time to look at the voting records of all of the candidates. Lay aside the notion that you must be loyal to your party just because your great grandma's cousin Edith voted a certain way.