Blackjack : Winning is Cheating

A Poem

When learning to play games as kids,
The object was quite clear.
Do the best that you can do
And attend to what you hear.
The object is, of course, to win
While higher values drifted by-
But we never were warned
Nor did we suspect
That working to be the best was a lie.

In a casino one night in the past
Watching '21' from the far side,
I saw a man escorted out of the room
After winning a greenback landslide.
I found out later that he'd been 'counting,'
An illegal sin per the owner's whim-
He'd simply learned how to win the game

And for that they were punishing him.

So playing to win isn't always OK,
It depends on whose making the rules.
And though we were taught that smart figuring counts
Casinos are clearly not schools.
Not in the usual sense, at least,
Where knowledge is used to achieve-
At least when it comes to playing Blackjack
If you can win, you are invited to leave.

It doesn't seem fair and it doesn't seem right
That winning is a breach of the rules,
The Casino owners and their silver-spoon progeny
Must attend very different schools.
More like the ones politicians populate,
Where laws and rules protect themselves
From losing their power, wealth or esteem
Should we happen to earn a few bucks by our work
That threatens their fat with some lean.

A gambler I have never been, but I DO know how to count,
And should I stumble up to that velvety green-
I'd use it to balance those accounts.
Casino owners and politicians.
Two peas in a pod under different conditions.

 
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Thank You for your inspiration. Las Vegas here I come....LOL. Thank You fer sharin'. Mizpah. ;-}}>

Posted on 01/28/2008 at 10:01:16 AM

Cool read. Creative look at gambling.

Posted on 01/15/2008 at 4:01:46 PM

Once again you've managed to inspire me to try something new...card counting sounds interesting although I'm not sure I would use it in a casino!

Posted on 01/15/2008 at 10:01:23 AM

Great.

Posted on 01/15/2008 at 9:01:38 AM

This is awesome! Wonderfully said.

Posted on 01/15/2008 at 4:01:25 AM

My (paternal) uncle, a casino manager, says that people like you are nothing but trouble. When I asked him why counting was not permitted, he said , "If you gotta ask, you must be too much like your mother's side of the family!" I regarded this as a compliment! B.

Posted on 01/15/2008 at 12:01:04 AM

yeah, i never did understand why counting was cheating- it's studying the game and trying to win.

Posted on 01/15/2008 at 12:01:04 AM

This was great David. I too have always wondered why 'learning' the game was considered cheating. It isn't like 'everyone' can 'count' cards. Some just don't have the ability. That being said, I am so glad I do not gamble; I know I would become addicted if I did. :)

Posted on 01/14/2008 at 4:01:29 PM

Wonderful article! Always a pleasure to read your work! Great job!

Posted on 01/14/2008 at 3:01:51 PM

I don't understand this and never have---using help from others or collusion of any sort is cheating and that I understand---but when a player simply learns how to subdivide the cards and applies his bets appropriately they call that cheating--WHY? Anyway, great article!!!

Posted on 01/14/2008 at 11:01:52 AM

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