Are You Sharing Your Sex Life with Conan O'Brien?

You slide into bed just as the opening monologue begins, and Conan O'Brien has just chided the audience to "keep cool, my babies." Your wife is lying seductively reading the latest issue of Redbook, and playfully twisting her hair in her fingers. Conan is talking about the latest developments with Britney Spears as you slide up close to your honey and amorously kiss her neck and prepare for some great sex. Your wife says "Not now, I am watching Conan," as she never takes her eyes off her Redbook. You have been subjugated to a secondary status my friend. The red headed rooster has foiled your sex plans again.

This is difficult to be sure, but this is not the worst Conan O'Brien sex diversion. The worst part is when she actually does respond to your advances while simultaneously continuing to watch Mr. O'Brien behind your back. You inevitably will not discover this until you are right in the middle of the act, and Conan brings out a cute little animal. "Oh, honey, Look!" The devastation to your manhood is beyond description.

So what do you do about it?

Get rid of the television in the bedroom for heaven's sake! This is not a difficult proposition and it is certainly not rocket science for sex. If you have a television on in the background, then you will have distracted sex. Amazingly, this is a mystery to many couples. Why is that? Sex is the consummation of love for one another. Sex is the expression of your feelings for your partner through a physical and emotional act. The physical sex part can work while watching Conan, but your emotions have no chance.