Child Molesters and Terrorist Wackos - an Amicable Solution

The mysterious case of who murdered JonBenet Ramsey is back in the news with the arrest of John Mark Karr in Thailand. Mr. Karr has allegedly confessed to being with the young girl when she died and was apparently also being held in Bangkok on, you guessed it, other sex charges. This of course comes just days after a bunch of terrorist, wacko jihadists were arrested and their plot to blow up planes filled with people over the Atlantic was disrupted.

The two incidents are not, in and of themselves, related except for the fact that I think I have come up with an amicable solution that will help us with the persistent problem of child molesters and at the same time make those that want to practice Jihad and kill “infidels” happy by aiding them on their journey to paradise – er, I mean Hell. It is truly a bolt of inspiration that struck me while accidentally looking at both these recent events.

People that prey on children for sex are right on par with people that want to strap bombs to themselves (or their children) and kill men, women and children going about their daily lives. Being so equally low on the evolutionary food chain I think that it is only right that we create a program to get these two groups together. You know, kind of like a “Big Brother” program or, better yet, a dating service for scumbags.

So here is the plan. Jihad loving terrorists would be allowed come into our prisons and pick out their own child molester to “mentor”. Maybe we will come up with a 40-point “compatibility” survey or something like that to make sure the matches are perfect. I have not quite decided on that. But once we have several groups of terrorists and child rapists paired up we will provide them with a small air plane and train one of the terrorists to fly it out of the goodness of our hearts.