Top 10 Reasons Why Eli Manning Has Gotten Really, Really Good

By Freddy Cohen, published Jan 16, 2008
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Everyone is shocked by the recent play and growth of New York Giants Quarterback Eli Manning in these NFL Playoffs. A source close to the soon-to-be All-Pro Quarterback details for us the top 10 reasons why Eli Manning has suddenly gotten really, really good.

1. Puberty.

2. Asks his sweetheart to the prom, and she says yes (even giving Eli a kiss on the cheek).

3. Beats Big Brother Peyton for the first time at ping pong. This event is also directly related to Peyton losing his confidence, and playoff game to San Diego.

4. Giants Coach Tom Coughlin lets Eli sit at the adult table during pre-game meal versus the Patriots.

5. Father Archie acknowledges Eli once again as his biological Son.

6. Eli's real girlfriend turns out to be Jessica Simpson. Jessica was only hanging with Tony Romo to cause chaos in camp Cowboys (job well done, Jessica!) to help her man Eli. The couple plan to go to Mexico, but only AFTER the Super Bowl-good choice kids.

7. Jeremy Shockey begs forgiveness from Eli for calling him "Sissy" and "Daddy's Boy" for the past 4 years.

8. Starts eating his Wheaties.

9. Steals the Manning's "Mojo Machine" from Peyton.

10. Stops thinking so damn much and starts becoming the player the Giants drafted.

Jessica Simpson stands by her new man, Eli Manning

Credit: si.com

Copyright: si.com

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lol

Posted on 05/12/2008 at 12:05:09 PM

 
Funny! And another great picture! (What do you think is going through Tiki's head right now?)

Posted on 01/17/2008 at 8:01:53 AM

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