Top 10 Reasons Why Eli Manning Has Gotten Really, Really Good
By Freddy Cohen, published Jan 16, 2008
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1. Puberty.
2. Asks his sweetheart to the prom, and she says yes (even giving Eli a kiss on the cheek).
3. Beats Big Brother Peyton for the first time at ping pong. This event is also directly related to Peyton losing his confidence, and playoff game to San Diego.
4. Giants Coach Tom Coughlin lets Eli sit at the adult table during pre-game meal versus the Patriots.
5. Father Archie acknowledges Eli once again as his biological Son.
6. Eli's real girlfriend turns out to be Jessica Simpson. Jessica was only hanging with Tony Romo to cause chaos in camp Cowboys (job well done, Jessica!) to help her man Eli. The couple plan to go to Mexico, but only AFTER the Super Bowl-good choice kids.
7. Jeremy Shockey begs forgiveness from Eli for calling him "Sissy" and "Daddy's Boy" for the past 4 years.
8. Starts eating his Wheaties.
9. Steals the Manning's "Mojo Machine" from Peyton.
10. Stops thinking so damn much and starts becoming the player the Giants drafted.
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